Death Metal – Adventure Time
Sturdy on durable
*snap on the back probably doesn’t go small enough for a toddler
High profile, 6 panels, flat bill. Need I say more?
Wear it anywhere clothes are or are not allowed.
One size fits most. Probably too big for a newborn, not big enough for a know-it-all like your 3rd grade teach, Mrs. Bennett, who wouldn’t stop talking over you whenever you were answering the questions she asked you. But go off, Mrs. Bennett, whatever saves your failing marriage.
WarehouseNot all things are fulfilled everywhere, but almost everything is shipped everywhere. Items will be fulfilled by the nearest warehouse possible when possible.
Look, you know it, I know it, she knows… Adventure time was the best show created for daytime TV on Cartoon Network. Finn smooched his way from fighting undead candy zombies to destroying then saving the multiverse by accident. That shit is brutal as fuck.