Death Metal – Super Mario – Dad Hat
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100% chino cotton twill
Sturdy as heckin fuck for yeeting fish with your kids or whatever, idk, I don’t own children. Where do you even buy them? Kids’R’us?
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One Size Fits All*
*buckle enclosure has inherent limits unlike your sex appeal when wearing this
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Floppy
Hat is unstructured so it will not keep its shape when not worn.
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Metal as fuck
Wear it anywhere clothes are or are not allowed.
Size Chart
Size Chart
One size fits most. If it doesn’t fit, you could probably use it to smuggle an ostrich egg into your home-econ class and cause a commotion saying your chicken laid it. But you do you, boo boo.
WarehouseNot all things are fulfilled everything, but almost everything is shipped everywhere. Items will be fulfilled by the nearest warehouse possible when possible.
| US/MX | LV | SP | AU | JP | CA | BR | UK |
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| ✅ | ✅ | ✅ | ❌ | ✅ | ✅ | ❌ | ✅ |
This dad hat will intensify your dadliness to a whole level you didn’t think you could get to without having 5 kids. Basically, this dad hat is like the Game Shark of parenting.
