Death Metal – Super Mario – Snapback
Sturdy on durable
*snap on the back probably doesn’t go small enough for a toddler
High profile, 6 panels, flat bill. Need I say more?
Wear it anywhere clothes are or are not allowed.
One size fits most. Probably too big for a newborn, not big enough for a know-it-all like your 3rd grade teach, Mrs. Bennett, who wouldn’t stop talking over you whenever you were answering the questions she asked you. But go off, Mrs. Bennett, whatever saves your failing marriage.
WarehouseNot all things are fulfilled everything, but almost everything is shipped everywhere. Items will be fulfilled by the nearest warehouse possible when possible.
I personally have this hat and wear it almost daily. The only times I’m not wearing it are the days when I’m not getting out of bed because have you seen society lately? Fuck that noise. But this hat, though? This hat will make you wanna slap ya momma.