Death Metal Time Beanie
Pretty heckin soft and hypoallergenic or whatever.
*kinda devours the heads of infants, but does technically fit
Stretchy in all directions for even the lopside-iest of heads
Wear it anywhere clothes are or are not allowed.
One size fits most. Might snuff our a 3-day old puppy since it might not be able to crawl out and would eventually die without intervention, definitely wouldn’t work on an African bull elephant in musk.
WarehouseNot all things are fulfilled everywhere, but almost everything is shipped everywhere. Items will be fulfilled by the nearest warehouse possible when possible.
Fuckin’ stay warm as shit while you battle candy zombies and make out with the Ice Queen.
This beanie’s got you covered from ear to ear (as long as you wear it on your head).