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Death Metal Time Beanie

Yupoong 1501KC

23.50USD

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100% Turbo acrylic fabric

Pretty heckin soft and hypoallergenic or whatever.

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One Size Fits All*

*kinda devours the heads of infants, but does technically fit

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Regular Fit

Stretchy in all directions for even the lopside-iest of heads

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Metal as fuck

Wear it anywhere clothes are or are not allowed.

Size Chart

One size fits most. Might snuff our a 3-day old puppy since it might not be able to crawl out and would eventually die without intervention, definitely wouldn’t work on an African bull elephant in musk.

Warehouse
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Fuckin’ stay warm as shit while you battle candy zombies and make out with the Ice Queen.
This beanie’s got you covered from ear to ear (as long as you wear it on your head).