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X-Mas Tree Loose Fit Tee

Antitheist
Gildan 5000

21.50 USD30.50 USD

We all know that Christmas has lost all original meaning and has just become a corporate cash-grab in the endless cycle of hyper-consumerism. And I completely understand the irony of the fact I’m mentioning that on a product listing hoping you’ll buy this. But what I’m not doing is your mom.

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100% cotton

Heavyweight and sturdy as fuck

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Tubular

No side seams gives a looser feel. Size up for an even looser feel.

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Regular Fit

Standard length, the fabric easily gives into movement

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Metal as fuck

Wear it anywhere clothes are or are not allowed.

Size Chart

SizeLengthWidthSleeve Length
S28 in18 in15.625 in
M29 in20 in17 in
L30 in22 in18.5 in
XL31 in24 in20 in
2XL32 in26 in21.5 in
3XL33 in28 in22.75 in
4XL34 in30 in24.25 in
5XL35 in32 in25.25 in
Warehouse
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