X-Mas Tree Standard Hoodie

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50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester

Heavyweight but moderately soft

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Side Seamed

Constructed by sewing two parts together, creating a fitted look

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Regular Fit

Standard length, the fabric easily gives into movement

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Metal as fuck

Wear it anywhere clothes are or are not allowed.

Size Chart

SizeLengthWidthSleeve Length
S27 in20 in33.5 in
M28 in22 in34.5 in
L29 in24 in35.5 in
XL30 in26 in36.5 in
2XL31 in28 in37.5 in
3XL32 in30 in38.5 in
4XL33 in32 in39.5 in
5XL34 in34 in40.5 in
Warehouse
Not all things are fulfilled everything, but almost everything is shipped everywhere. Items will be fulfilled by the nearest warehouse possible when possible.
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I dare you to wear this to Christmas with your hyper-religious, conservative (grand)parents and tell me how it goes. That shit would be hilarious.