Death Metal – Super Mario – Beanie

Beanies are awesome, man. They’re warm, snug, and they cushion the blow when you slip on ice on the way to class at NAU because the campus didn’t de-ice the walkways. Now you’re in the ICU and racking up medical debt on top the obscene educational debt that you’ll statistically never be able to pay off because – guess what – that’s kinda the whole point and they tricked you into getting student loans to get a degree just to find out that a job requiring a degree pays marginally more than a job without. But at least you’re the sexiest, metallist mother fucker in the hospital.